Hilarious
I have just the way to keep this thread going
Deathy you overreact and.. Write too much
It is like you ignore the front door and go around the back only to plant a tree then watch it grow to the second floors window height, climb it and chuck a cat through and then return to the front door, blow it up with explosives and announce your entry all the while flashing your man titties and rubbing yourself vigorously all the while chanting "loli 4 lyfe" and the occasional "no one can stop me C:<"
My point is that there is no point
My real point is that Deathy is a government spy with the objective of slowly corroding the collective sanity of the Onigiri player base under the guise of a sagely theorist with a manly and wild underside to him that causes him to lash out towards people with distracting signatures depicting some manner of cucumber being thoroughly abused
(The cucumber is silently screaming in anguish. Sexual anguish)
You can see now what kind of man Deathy is
His name is probably a reference to his codename
Deathly Forumer
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I ran out of creative juice