Heeeyyyoooo~ If anyone here from the JP Onigiri remembers a character named "AWHITEMAN" standing around and spoiting nonsense English, while trying to sound "American" ("FREEDOM." "I GO TO SCHOOL BY BUS." "I HAVE AMERICAN PEN." "I VOTE FOR PRESIDENT.") then I'm back for the English. *waves*
I won't be able to do "AWHITEMAN" here, though. People will actually understand me.