Hey y'all, I'm trying to download this game on my Dell, but every time I click ANY of the download links, it takes me to a blank page on my browser, with no sign of any download starting.

Just a blank ol' page.

I've tried updating my laptop, restarting my laptop, defragging my hard drive, and yelling at my laptop.

Anybody have a little fix???

Seems fine on my end. Might be a browser issue, what are you using?

This is the download link, maybe you can give it a try:
http://download.getamped.com/US_Onigiri/clients/Onigiri_USsetup.exe

I'm using Chrome, but I've also tried Internet Explorer. Even when I click the link that you provided, I still get brought to a blank page.

Are you able to download things from other websites? It could be a general issue, I'm not sure. Maybe right clicking the link and choose 'Save link as'? I tried googling and got these sites:

https://yourbusiness.azcentral.com/wont-computer-download-anything-anymore-24505.html
http://www.tomshardware.com/answers/id-1879088/download-browser.html