I already looked on the payment page, but I still think its rather silly not having regular Visa/Mastercard listed as a payment option. I assume I must be overlooking something, there has to be some way of paying with just a Visa..right? I know the payment options are already listed but I'm rather stubborn and cant really believe there is no way of just paying with Visa. I mean, tons of websites accept Visa so I dont understand why this one wont...

So I really just want a straight forward answer.... Does it accept Visa? Yes or no...

Yes, through Paypal. You do not need an account (although you should have one to keep track of payments or resolve issues faster).
After selecting the amount and going to the paypal page, you have the option to login or pay without an account: click "Don't have a PayPal account?"
There you can fill out your credit card and billing address info.
Be sure to uncheck the box that says "Yes, I would like to receive communications from PayPal about products, services, and promotions." under the "Save your information with PayPal" section (under the email box), otherwise you will get spam.