[closed] Why the Slutty Underwear

[Seija Kijin]

It has come to my attention that the majority of the player base is very horny and most obviously want a 'release' (trying to find a better term here or the post looks too 'spammy' ) This dire need has been constantly fuelled by these very revealing and slutty outfits rolling out of Nyankoropon. But honestly, what's the point of that when it isn't put to good use as the community wants it? Everyone spent onigiri coins just to dress like sluts and rapists in this awesome orgy fest.

Here are examples to justify the horniness of Onigiri online players apart from Ibaraki Douji, who is VERY slutty indeed:

Yes i am a perverted adult your point? I guarantee you everyone on here is just as perverted or more .

I'm writing you a prescription for one tampon, to be inserted immediately.

Let me translate? :>

とても上手です。evenifmypersonalityishorribleI'matleastusefulforthiskindofthingthatsaid"politics"getinthewayanywayssoyouguyswillneverbeabletoletmedoit

Also, yeah, I understand that you guys have something scheduled in August, but it's just that.... well... because of what we've seen so far, I'm rather inclined to suspect that there will be some sort of delay.

Thanks for the offer

Yes, we're still getting something this August.(as far as I know)

Is it porn?

No, you may check other websites if you wish.

Now, if you know my nature for those of you who like DDC you'd know I'm quite a perverted character NOT a perverse character (apply my ideology here lol) but I'll propose my equally perverted idea to satisfy consumer needs.

1) Please stop making typhon use his ice attacks. Shizuka already pointed out the perverted tentacles of this monster. It's stunning attack should be that its tentacles dive in between the legs of players (the front for females and the back for males) when its supposed to freeze. This will bind the player for 5 seconds. You will see a pumping action going on and your avatar's stomach will swell up, dealing damage over 5 seconds.

2) Nyarthelotep should have the same function, except instead of impregnation, it should whip the player on the breasts if female or buttocks for male and female.

3) All damage done should contain gore with blood streaking down the skin wherever damage is taken.

4) Make amagaeru and gama tongues covered in acidic bile that dissolves the skin especially when it hits the player in the 'sweet' spot, leaving green slime on the skin while dissolving private parts touched by the tongue.

5) Add two sex emotes that work when both a male and female character use them within 2 seconds of each other within 2 paces. One emote for doggy style and the second for missionary style.

You may now discuss and add your own perverted needs here! Enjoy!

[Momiji]

Cancer

The 'Majority' that you talk about, is it those riftarded people. Those don't represent the majority.

1. Have you not seen the size of those things?
2. It won't matter if you kill it in 1 hit anyway.
3. Too much hitbox recognition. then players will whine more.
4 & 5. There's Eroge out there for those needs, keep those there, not Onigiri.

[Seija Kijin]

Cancer

The 'Majority' that you talk about, is it those riftarded people. Those don't represent the majority.

1. Have you not seen the size of those things?
2. It won't matter if you kill it in 1 hit anyway.
3. Too much hitbox recognition. then players will whine more.
4 & 5. There's Eroge out there for those needs, keep those there, not Onigiri.

Not another Momiji Inubashi from Youkai mountain
Last I rampaged runescape official forums that Momiji and Sakuya Izayoi had me run off Runescape forums along with a ban on my alt.

Hopefully the Momiji here isn't as good at Seija extermination

[Reis]

Guess I don't have any perverted posts to quote... My life's a big fail T.T

[HelixDraxzonyx]

My comment about you needing a tampon is a very old referece. It basically means quit your bitching. Then again, you're a child, so of course you wouldn't get the reference. Way before your time. Despite your verbal diarrhea though, you raise a good point about the underwear. Too much slutty crap, nothing normal/classy. Will that ever change? I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

[Seija Kijin]

My comment about you needing a tampon is a very old referece. It basically means quit your bitching. Then again, you're a child, so of course you wouldn't get the reference. Way before your time. Despite your verbal diarrhea though, you raise a good point about the underwear. Too much slutty crap, nothing normal/classy. Will that ever change? I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Didn't say I wanted to change.

But yeah I'm young unlike you perverted old man.

[SupremeTentacle]

What's wrong with being old and perverted at the same time?

Everyone who reads H stuff should know by now that fat old men always get to give JK the D.

[Seija Kijin]

What's wrong with being old and perverted at the same time?

Everyone who reads H stuff should know by now that fat old men always get to give JK the D.

Helix thought there's something wrong with being young. So looking at the opposite way, I can say the same thing about senile perverts like him.

[Chitanda Eru]

The problem is that the slut underwears are too common theres more of them than the ones focusing on style!