[closed]How to suck at trolling 101

[Tekato]

Step 1: Create new account for trolling after telling everyone your plan on main account.
Step 2: Attempt to "reverse" forums which is clearly impossible.
Step 3: Attempt to troll on a forum that has at most 5 players on at a time.
Step 4: Attempt to bring back old meme and fail terribly at it.
Step 5: Be Winter De Solis.

Edit: This thread is now closed due to said victim finally removing tampon from his anus; please refrain from posting anymore replies here.

[Winter de Solis]

Step 1: Create new account for trolling after telling everyone your plan on main account.
Step 2: Attempt to "reverse" forums which is clearly impossible.
Step 3: Attempt to troll on a forum that has at most 5 players on at a time.
Step 4: Attempt to bring back old meme and fail terribly at it.
Step 5: Be Winter De Solis.

To be honest, your step one was me venting steam. You missed the main plot of the story. I had 500 onigiri coins sent to me one hour late, throwing me into a panic. I didn't need bitches like Helix here pissing me over with what could potentially be a scam or a payment system error. How would I know there can be cases of lag? No one told me ever about this either in game when I pledged for assistance nor on forums. Best I got in the rift community was 'Payment system must have been glitched'. Me venting steam was also directed at no one. And no, supreme tentacle, your post with the meme 'No one cares' does not offend me and neither the post directly below yours. It was Helix butting in about that condom statement that made me think, that's it, if the community wants to be that way, fine by me. In revenge, I'll do the same. Hence why I admitted the trolling to come so that if you all look back on my 500 onigiri coin thread, you'll all understand it's purely the sake of revenge for someone as offensive and disgusting as Helix here. Hence why I chose to make ideas equally dumb and disgusting as his perverted mind on this forum. So if you all just stop piling me and taking a piss out at the 500 onigiri coins I finally fucking received, albeit too late to remove my anger vented on that thread, I will stop too. I've calmed down about the 500 onigiri coins finally sent to me, but if you want to branch out into another argument you should not concern yourself with since it was Helix who blew my cap first, that's your business. I'm done talking to you unless you wish to resolve peacefully with me, because the MAIN PROBLEM IS ALREADY DONE AND OVER.

And about your reversal point, if I could I would grave bump every thread from page 30 to page 60 (dumbing it down to yours or Helix's level: Starting from 30 and finishing at 60), but that was never my intention. By the time I do that I would have really deleted my main account and quit, leaving this task to my alt. But since I intend to keep playing, I buried all these flame bait posts by bumping up all the threads from page 2. You think it's failed reversal? Sure isn't that big on a scale. But if I had wanted to, you'd be seeing page 60 on here right now and I would have deleted my main by then.

[Tekato]

Step 1: Create new account for trolling after telling everyone your plan on main account.
Step 2: Attempt to "reverse" forums which is clearly impossible.
Step 3: Attempt to troll on a forum that has at most 5 players on at a time.
Step 4: Attempt to bring back old meme and fail terribly at it.
Step 5: Be Winter De Solis.

To be honest, your step one was me venting steam. You missed the main plot of the story. I had 500 onigiri coins sent to me one hour late, throwing me into a panic. I didn't need bitches like Helix here pissing me over with what could potentially be a scam or a payment system error. How would I know there can be cases of lag? No one told me ever about this either in game when I pledged for assistance nor on forums. Best I got in the rift community was 'Payment system must have been glitched'. Me venting steam was also directed at no one. And no, supreme tentacle, your post with the meme 'No one cares' does not offend me and neither the post directly below yours. It was Helix butting in about that condom statement that made me think, that's it, if the community wants to be that way, fine by me. In revenge, I'll do the same. Hence why I admitted the trolling to come so that if you all look back on my 500 onigiri coin thread, you'll all understand it's purely the sake of revenge for someone as offensive and disgusting as Helix here. Hence why I chose to make ideas equally dumb and disgusting as his perverted mind on this forum. So if you all just stop piling me and taking a piss out at the 500 onigiri coins I finally fucking received, albeit too late to remove my anger vented on that thread, I will stop too. I've calmed down about the 500 onigiri coins finally sent to me, but if you want to branch out into another argument you should not concern yourself with since it was Helix who blew my cap first, that's your business. I'm done talking to you unless you wish to resolve peacefully with me, because the MAIN PROBLEM IS ALREADY DONE AND OVER.

Little bitch gonna cry now after he got found out and rekt... next time you have a problem deal with it like a normal person not try to post random shit on forums on a fake account like a little bitch lol.

[Winter de Solis]

Step 1: Create new account for trolling after telling everyone your plan on main account.
Step 2: Attempt to "reverse" forums which is clearly impossible.
Step 3: Attempt to troll on a forum that has at most 5 players on at a time.
Step 4: Attempt to bring back old meme and fail terribly at it.
Step 5: Be Winter De Solis.

To be honest, your step one was me venting steam. You missed the main plot of the story. I had 500 onigiri coins sent to me one hour late, throwing me into a panic. I didn't need bitches like Helix here pissing me over with what could potentially be a scam or a payment system error. How would I know there can be cases of lag? No one told me ever about this either in game when I pledged for assistance nor on forums. Best I got in the rift community was 'Payment system must have been glitched'. Me venting steam was also directed at no one. And no, supreme tentacle, your post with the meme 'No one cares' does not offend me and neither the post directly below yours. It was Helix butting in about that condom statement that made me think, that's it, if the community wants to be that way, fine by me. In revenge, I'll do the same. Hence why I admitted the trolling to come so that if you all look back on my 500 onigiri coin thread, you'll all understand it's purely the sake of revenge for someone as offensive and disgusting as Helix here. Hence why I chose to make ideas equally dumb and disgusting as his perverted mind on this forum. So if you all just stop piling me and taking a piss out at the 500 onigiri coins I finally fucking received, albeit too late to remove my anger vented on that thread, I will stop too. I've calmed down about the 500 onigiri coins finally sent to me, but if you want to branch out into another argument you should not concern yourself with since it was Helix who blew my cap first, that's your business. I'm done talking to you unless you wish to resolve peacefully with me, because the MAIN PROBLEM IS ALREADY DONE AND OVER.

Little bitch gonna cry now after he got found and rekt... next time you have a problem deal with it like a normal person not try to post random shit on forums on a fake account like a little bitch lol.

Instead of using such mundanely abject profanity, you and I could talk civilly if you want a peaceful resolution. I offered to talk to you in game privately before a rampage whose conflict could have been evaded. You chose to go head on against me, and I took that challenge as you explicitly stated you never intended to enter into a resolution with me in private chat after your vacation. And about getting found out? I already admitted that. What is there to wreck if I already made a statement to declare vengeance and war on Helix before you involved yourself unnecessarily when it was never your business? If you look at Supreme Tentacle, she never made it her thing to be my nemesis. Neither should she as she is irrelevant. Now why should you?

[Jakiro]

Thats quite a bit of text we got here. Did Seija Kijin get banned on the forums? lol

[Tekato]

Instead of using such mundanely abject profanity, you and I could talk civilly if you want a peaceful resolution. I offered to talk to you in game privately before a rampage whose conflict could have been evaded. You chose to go head on against me, and I took that challenge as you explicitly stated you never intended to enter into a resolution with me in private chat after your vacation. And about getting found out? I already admitted that. What is there to wreck if I already made a statement to declare vengeance and war on Helix before you involved yourself unnecessarily when it was never your business? If you look at Supreme Tentacle, she never made it her thing to be my nemesis. Neither should she as she is irrelevant. Now why should you?

LOOOL Why you so serious now? Scared maybe because i threw your real account name out there and afraid you will get banned? Now you want to look like some kind of victim after bitching about not getting 500 onigiri coins 30 minutes after purchase which you could have just sent in a ticket instead of having this giant temper tantrum.

[Winter de Solis]

Instead of using such mundanely abject profanity, you and I could talk civilly if you want a peaceful resolution. I offered to talk to you in game privately before a rampage whose conflict could have been evaded. You chose to go head on against me, and I took that challenge as you explicitly stated you never intended to enter into a resolution with me in private chat after your vacation. And about getting found out? I already admitted that. What is there to wreck if I already made a statement to declare vengeance and war on Helix before you involved yourself unnecessarily when it was never your business? If you look at Supreme Tentacle, she never made it her thing to be my nemesis. Neither should she as she is irrelevant. Now why should you?

LOOOL Why you so serious now? Scared maybe because i threw your real account name out there and afraid you will get banned? Now you want to look like some kind of victim after bitching about not getting 500 onigiri coins 30 minutes after purchase which you could have just sent in a ticket instead of having this giant temper tantrum.

I sent the ticket, it WASN'T answered. And it's one hour. Not thirty minutes. And fun fact, I never received an email either, not even the one I sent 2 months ago about wasting 10 oc on a silver bazaar that never opened to me, but then I did not throw a fit over it because it was 10 oc.

Also:

They probably didn't answer your ticket.

And that giant temper tantrum you mentioned? That was thanks to both you and Helix for your very offensive insults, which made me want to be offensive in turn.

Whatever original steam I let off was due to the 500 coins which did not incense me as much as you two did.

[Jakiro]

Yeah I kind of don't see a point in being serious now, looking at the mass spam you tried to do.

[Winter de Solis]

Yeah I kind of don't see a point in being serious now, looking at the mass spam you tried to do.

I've taken enough crap from Helix twice to make me do this. Yeah sure, I said it was trolling, but it was serious from the start.

[Tekato]

Yeah I kind of don't see a point in being serious now, looking at the mass spam you tried to do.

I've taken enough crap from Helix twice to make me do this. Yeah sure, I said it was trolling, but it was serious from the start.

To be fair your 500 coin rage post was pretty provoking itself so you should expect that kind of reply.

Frankly, I've had enough. Even Jagex of Runescape has never disappointed me as far as you did. I tolerated your microtransactions as far as the fact you are free to play and need microtransactions to survive. I tolerated that even though you introduced gambling methods non stop to get rare clothing sets that can no longer be traded via the bazaar. Now looking back on what happened today, you've sunk lower than Jagex. Not just your unstable servers, but also in terms of poor customer service.

500 onigiri coins I bought today after using up frustratingly 7 gacha tickets trying to get your latest outfits on nyankoropon and as if you're adding salt to the wound, not a single oc was added to my account. I advise you to look into this please and redeem yourself more worthy than that other money grabbing milking machine known as Jagex.

Thank you for taking the time to answer my ticket if at all.